neuksei:

Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??

(via outsh)

seamir:

Today I saw a man knock over a box of crocs then stare at it and whisper “good” before walking away

(Source: a-creepy-weirdo-has)

factions:

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

(via seedy)